Calling all trolls

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 07/07/2014 at 16:12 • Filed to: None

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someone, or everyone please write this gentleman and offer him $999.99. DO IT !

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"1000.00 firm one penny less ill smash it with my backhoe and burn it so don't waste my time"

Soloburrito > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 16:14

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If it needs a transmission, is it really an automatic?

505Turbeaux > Soloburrito 07/07/2014 at 16:16

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haha good question

HammerheadFistpunch > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 16:16

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Good candidate for this

Step 1. Buy this wrecked VW

Step 2. get an XJ that someone has wasted lots of money upgrading the suspension for you

step 3. transplant

505Turbeaux > HammerheadFistpunch 07/07/2014 at 16:16

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hell yeah

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 16:17

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Sent!

505Turbeaux > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 07/07/2014 at 16:18

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hahahaha he was asking for it

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 16:18

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I offered him 998

EL_ULY > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 16:19

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505Turbeaux > EL_ULY 07/07/2014 at 16:20

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lol that is hilarious

thebigbossyboss > EL_ULY 07/07/2014 at 16:22

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Lol we are such jackasses.

EL_ULY > thebigbossyboss 07/07/2014 at 16:24

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a little bit :]

danjlove > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 16:25

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Yep, I offered him $999.94

Brian, The Life of > Soloburrito 07/07/2014 at 16:28

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That was screaming to be Keanu-ized ;)

willkinton247 > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 16:35

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Good Afternoon Good Sir,

I have 999.99 to buy a new car, and not a penny more. Think we could make a deal?

http://maine.craigslist.org/cto/4497758789…

505Turbeaux > Brian, The Life of 07/07/2014 at 16:35

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true story :)

5-Speed Gangsta > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 16:38

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505Turbeaux > 5-Speed Gangsta 07/07/2014 at 16:47

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hahahaha nice!

Bad Idea Hat > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 17:11

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I want to email him about using it for Lemons racing.

I'll tell him that the end result being, after all the things it needs, I'll need him to pay me some money to stay under the $500 non-safety budget cap.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 18:18

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Just sent it!

Rainbow > Soloburrito 07/07/2014 at 22:33

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It's a not-omatic... No?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 07/08/2014 at 09:14

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He never messaged me back about my 998 offer.

How rude! I wonder if it's smashed and burning now....

505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 07/08/2014 at 09:19

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lol maybe after all the emails he got. I showed up to pick up 2 Range Rovers once, was a little late, and they were literally on fire in the back yard of this guys house. Too little, too late

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 07/08/2014 at 09:20

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Not that I care for Range Rovers, but please tell me that was part of the joke.

I'm pretty sure it is....but I gotta ask.

505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 07/08/2014 at 09:32

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not kidding one bit. Guy told me be there by 6 or they would be on fire. I was buying them for cheap, one with a bad motor, one with a bad tranny. 6:20 they were too far gone to save. What an idiot

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 07/08/2014 at 09:38

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what

the

fuck

seriously you couldn't hold back your pyro for 20 minutes to take cash? now you gotta clean that shit up too!

505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 07/08/2014 at 09:43

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I will never forget that night. Unreal

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 07/08/2014 at 09:48

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That really is insane. Like I know some serious pyros but DAMN

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > 505Turbeaux 07/08/2014 at 10:41

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